Thursday, February 04, 2010

Off to get cheese but found Ginger


Ginger St. James shows her bandaged finger

There's not a lot to do while waiting for a computer to crunch through a bunch of numbers. I decided today I would make macaroni and cheese for dinner. Only the cheese I have is that cheap cheese that you get at the local grocery store. If you're going to use that cheese you might as well just make a box of Kraft dinner.

I've been a bit obsessed these last few weeks into making food from scratch (more or less). Common food that you can get in a frozen food section of your local grocery store or in today's case, from a box.

Living near Kensington means living near Global Cheese and Cheese Magic two really great places to get real cheese. The cheese with the real fattening flavours not that processed cheese that has plastics added to it to make it go further or last longer. It just seems wrong. Kind of like having a chocolate bar that tastes waxy. We'll save the chocolate bar blurb for another blog entry.


Ginger and Teddy

And so, with the computer on auto I ventured out in the afternoon to get some cheese. Maybe even take some photos. I was walking past Sneaky Dees at College and Bathurst and noticed, after doing a double take, that some one inside was smiling at me.

It was Ginger, who normally, I associate as to living in Hamilton. She shows up at the occasional derby bout to sing the National Anthem. If you having heard her sing you should see if you can get out and hear her. She may be petite but she's got a big voice.

I joined her and Teddy for a few minutes, chatted, then continued on my way to the cheese store.


Global Cheese in Kensington Market

I bought about $15 dollars of Hollandia and Smoked Hunter (currently my favourite cheese these days), went back home and started cooking and Macaroni and Cheese. What follows is the recipe I used.


Macaroni and Cheese in a casserole dish

Macaroni and Cheese

ingredients

  • 2 cups of macaroni
  • 1/4 cup butter
  • 1/4 cup flour
  • 1 1/2 cups milk
  • 1/2 cup whipping cream
  • 2 cups Hollandia cheese, shredded
  • 1 cup Smoked Hunter cheese, shredded
  • 1 branch of broccoli, chopped
  • 2 onions, chopped

directions
  1. cook macaroni
  2. melt butter in a separate pot.
  3. stir in flour (butter and flour will begin to clump)
  4. stir in milk and whipping cream
  5. while stirring, melt in cheese
  6. add macaroni, broccoli, onions and cheese mixture into large casserole dish
  7. mix
  8. put into oven at 350° F for 20 minutes

I ended up eating about half the dish and had to lie down. It's quite filling.

Carrot Muffin Day


23 1/2 carrot muffins

I had a pretty unproductive day today. I'm not sure if it's that I'm coming down with something or perhaps the lack of sunlight in the dreary winter months. Vitamin D deficient? Meh.

I wouldn't say the day was a complete waste. I've been working on a 3D logo the last few days and managed to start a render today. Unfortunately the test render didn't look the way I wanted it to so I started a new one with different logistics. I know that might sound vague but I'm not really supposed to talk about it much.

Anyways that's about all I did today. That and the sifting through photos (which I seem to do on a regular basis). Sifting through photos doesn't even seem like work anymore. I was looking for a past party I shot of Sanjay (the book publisher). He had lost the photos I gave him.

While sifting through photos, rendering a logo, I was also examining my blog, this blog, and noticed a whole lot of entries in 2006. After that the entries get fewer and far between. It's around the same time as logging onto facebook.

It's difficult to blab on facebook and on a blog at the same time. I might just have to consolidate the blabbing to one, possibly the blog, and have a permalink to my facebook account.

Random blabbing aside and getting to this blog entry...

As a result of my boredom or lack of activity I have declared this "Carrot Muffin Day". Carrots to lure the ground hog that didn't come out of the ground a few days ago? A muffin in remembrance of the Day music died? Which technically was yesterday, at least 4.5 hours ago minimum. And sure there's just so much in common with a muffin made of carrots and three distinguished musicians dying in a plane. Was the big bopper big because of eating muffins? It's amazing how random thoughts enter my head... and the answer would be "No"... at least I don't think so.

No, I'm declaring this carrot muffin day because I feel a tad lazy today and because of this I decided to make a bunch of carrot muffins from one of those instant muffin mixes. A baking item that can be enjoyed by lazy (and non-lazy) types with the smallest amount of baking effort.
  1. Pour mix into bowl
  2. add water
  3. mix
  4. pour mixture into muffin trays
  5. bake
  6. eat
"All the enjoyment without the effort." I should have a bumper sticker made for days like today. Maybe a T-shirt.

Speaking of T-shirts, insert the plug for Wicked Skatewear's wicked line of T-shirts here. Did I say they were cool? Well now you know. They are cool. Buy a T-shirt.

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Not a creature was stirring...


Old spoon (broken) and new spoon (not broken)

While making a crockpot full of chili I broke a wooden spoon in the attempt to stir said chili. This circumstance resulted in my going out to get a new, and hopefully more sturdy, wooden spoon.


Corn bread, bowl of non-meat chili, and pink lemonade

ingredients
  • 1 can of spaghetti sauce
  • 1 can of tomatoes
  • 1 tsp pepper
  • 1 tbs chili powder
  • 1 tbs tabasco sauce
  • 4 cups of hydrated beans
  • 1 cup of TVP1 "ground beef" before hydration
  • 1 cup of chopped onion
  • 4 cloves of garlic, chopped
  • 3 celery branches, chopped
directions
  1. hydrate TVP1
  2. throw ingredients into crockpot
  3. cook in crockpot on low for 12 hours

The cornbread was made from the recipe that can be found in the Joy of Cooking. I multiplied the recipe by two and used the Baker's Secret petite loaf pan to make eight small loaves of corn bread.

1 TVP = Textured Vegetable Protein

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Dinosaur Porn


Dave Miller reads an excerpt.

I know what you're thinking. "What the heck is DinoPorn? Sex with dinosaurs?". No. Maybe. Yes? To start off, in this particular case, it's a bunch of writers that under the heading "dinosaur porn" submitted a bunch of stories, poems, etc for a book.

The submissions were taken, the book was made, then some of the writers were invited to speak at the "Super Market". The "Super Market" is a local restaurant in Kensington Market, Toronto. The restaurant is separated into two areas. It has the front room or the dining area and a back area where small events like this "Dino Porn" event can take place.

Tonight was the night of the readings. I showed up to hear David Miller, to photograph, and to get out of the house where I was in chicken pot pie mode.

There were three sets. I missed the first part of the first set and missed most of the last speaker's reading. It seemed pretty high brow. Big words that sort of floated over your head if you were in sleep mode. Dry, not very entertaining. I'm sure it was better than I thought. Most of my brain power was going to figuring a way to photograph through the crowd. One of the disadvantages of getting to a venue late.

During the second set, and I had moved to a better location by this point, a reader read her story about sex in an airplane bathroom stall. I was amazed at the amount of detail she wrote regarding the bathroom stall's geography. Pretty accurate, I know this from taking photos in several (that's another story).


The sexy 'C', a clever concoction celebrating character characteristics

In the third set Dave read an excerpt about a father and son and a web site dedicated to geriatric sex. He was followed by another author (pictured above) that had a bunch of submissions, one on fonts of all things, and another about dinosaur gang bangs. They were funny. It wasn't just the words strung together, it was the actual reading, the presentation. I laughed. The audience laughed. We all applauded at the end.



It should be noted that should one be looking for cute brainy girls these reading events is the thing to go to. Just an observation.

Easy as pie... chicken pot pe


The freshly made chicken pot pie ready to be eaten

For the last month I've had a seed planted in my head to make chicken pot pie. I've been looking around for recipes and in the end found one on epicurious.com that looked good. It had a three fork rating (out of four). Every dish I've picked to make off this site has given great results. Maybe it's just my luck with food.

Once the recipe was found the next step was to make sure I had the proper tools. By that I mean bakeware. Most chicken pot pie recipes that I found were of the single pie feed your whole family variety. I didn't want to make one big pie, I wanted to make individual sized pies en mass. This meant finding something to bake a bunch of pies in.

Whatever number of years ago when I used to go to the store to get frozen chicken or turkey pot pies as comfort food they were sized for one person. Sure you might eat more than one in a single meal but they were small pies. I couldn't and still can't imagine having a single big pie. It just seems wrong.

That said, eating chicken or turkey pot pies in pubs, I've noticed an ugly trend. The "pies" being served now tend to come out in a casserole dish. Instead of being surrounded by pie crust, it's got a single layer of pastry on the top and only on the top. Lame. Oh, so lame.

Today I was determined to make these individual pies.

The hard part was finding cookware that allowed you to make a bunch of pies together in one batch. Cupcake/muffin trays were too small. Small cake pans or Pyrex, Corningware dishes would work but you'd only have one pie at a time. You could buy multiple dishes but that just seemed nightmarish. Having a bunch of small dishes in the oven seemed less convenient and maybe even unsafe. Maybe one would knock over a pie while putting in another pie. Those oven rack wires aren't that close together after all. Goo all over, a cleaning nightmare, a pie lost. A pie lost (I'm repeating this for emphasis). Say 'No' to individual pie containers.

Doing some shopping for other things I stumbled across the texas muffin trays of the Baker's Secret line at Canadian Tire (They're more than just tires after all). The trays were the perfect size.

what follows is the recipe with my modifications...

bakes 12 "texas muffin" sized pies

Filling


The filler

It's the recipe on Epicurious.com the only additions I made was that I used 1 table spoon of starch in the broth to thicken it and added 1 cup of finely shredded carrots (mainly because there's an abundance of carrots in the refrigerator).

Pie shell

ingredients
  • 4 1/2 cups of flour
  • 1 teaspoon of salt
  • 1/2 teasp0on of baking power
  • 1 cup of butter (1 brick)
  • 1 cup of cold water

directions
  1. sift flour into bowl
  2. add baking powder
  3. add salt
  4. mix
  5. chop butter brick into 16 pieces
  6. using fingers mix the flour mixture and butter, crumbling each piece of butter into smaller pieces
  7. Using a large wooden spoon mix butter and flour, add water slowly until there are evenly mixed small clumps of dough
  8. put mixture into refrigerator overnight
  9. line the muffin pan with butter or some other non stick substance


  10. make 12 balls of dough roughly 7 cm (2 1/2 inches) in diameter


  11. flatten balls of dough so they are about 11 cm (5 inches) in diameter (if using a Tupperware mat just make sure the inner circle is covered)


  12. insert each flattened ball of dough into buttered muffin tray (this makes the bottom of the pie)


  13. Fill with chicken mixture


  14. To attached top crust to pie poke a fork into the pie (see above photo) and push toward the edge of the pie (in the photo to the left). Not only will this create holes for steam but will hopefully attach the top crust to the rest of the pie.


  15. A extra hole on the top for steam doesn't hurt.


  16. Even if the tops of the pies don't stick, the crust on the sides should be thick enough to be able to pull the pie out in one piece barely unscathed.


  17. Bake in oven for 35 minutes at 375 °F


yummy chicken pot pie!

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Photo workshop



Took a photo workshop today down on Queen street at the Snowball gallery. I really wasn't sure what to expect. I heard about it through a facebook events posting. There was no description other than the group would learn more about shooting in manual camera settings and that we would go outside to take some photos.

The course was a lot more introductory that I thought but it was still good meeting the photo instructor and the other "students". What really made the workshop fun was the photo hunt we did. We were given a small slip of paper with items to shoot.
  1. something bigger than you
  2. something that makes you happy
  3. some where that you would spend time in
  4. signs of the future or past
  5. and then the catch all, a photo showing order/chaos (and some other things I can't remember)

We were sent out into the neighbourhood and were given 45 minutes and a limit of 10 photos to come back with photos of the items in the list.

I went with #5, order, photographing repetitive patterns in the end. I'll admit trying to photograph subjects in the other categories just wasn't coming to me. There were a few dog photos that could have gone under something that makes me happy but in the end I didn't think they were good enough to show.

Yes, after submitting the photos we uploaded them onto a computer and were critiqued. It was actually quite a good experience. The instructor had a lot of supportive input and suggestions on how we could make the photos better.

Above is one of the photos I shot that we deemed as a "favourite". One photo from each photographer was selected (deemed a favorite) and may show up on a web site some where.

Friday, January 01, 2010

New Year's Cleaning


Cleaning the bathroom shelf and mirror

While a majority of the country was probably still sleeping or nursing a hangover from last night's New Year celebrations I was wide awake at 8:30am and making my way back to the old place for a day's worth of cleaning.


The bathroom, you can eat off the toilet


The bedroom, no dust bunnies here.


The living room, less stuff then when I moved in


taking apart the refrigerator for a through cleansing

I noticed the refrigerator was forming mold in the rubber under the freezer door. I started cleaning that and before long I had taken the fridge apart to clean all parts under the shelves.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Maybe it's Maybelline


Heather, Jeff and Maybelline

While throwing out some recycling I heard my name being called from over the fence. It was the neighbours (soon to be ex-neighbours) calling my name. They had gotten a puppy (Maybelline). I peeked over to see and had to run in the house to get my camera.

It was around -2. I should have taken the time to get my coat. "What? and miss more puppy cuteness? No time... grab the camera and get back out there." seemed to be the message running through my head.


Lucky, the dog next door to the next door neighbours, looks out of his doggie window in the fence.

Taking a few photos of the new family I noticed we had another friend on set. It was Lucky, Theressa's dog from next door. I noticed the doggie head poking out of the doggie window in the fence. It was made specifically for him. How cute is that?


Lucky greets Maybelline

After a bit of photographing and getting cold the cuteness started to wear off. I had to get back inside to finish cleaning and packing.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

A Pizza the Action


Pizza, uncooked

Once, I was asked if I was going to put the local fish guy out of business. It all started from telling local fish guy that I didn't need my fish scaled. The fish that I had just bought from him was going to be scaled by me with a fish scaler that I bought for camping. I never got around to using it before then. I assured the worried fish guy that I wouldn't go into the fish business much less put him out of work. Oddly enough that would be the first and last time I'd scale a fish and the last time I visited him for fish. Hope he's still in business.

Today, while not a fish, I decided to make a pizza from scratch. I imagined the local pizza guy saying "Are you putting me out of work?". In this case "Yes", but only if my pizza turns out better than your pizza. Also, is making my pizza more convenient then going outside and walking a block to the nearby pizza place on the corner in an Italian neighbourhood? Probably not. Then my answer is "No". However there will always be times that I'll want pizza and it's raining outside and I just happen to have all the ingredients, so "Maybe?". As if I was the only customer.

As for making pizza from scratch, I'm attempting to do so, at least, as much as you can make a pizza from scratch in the city. It's not like I'm grinding out meat to make my own pepperoni, making a wheel of cheese, or even growing wheat to make flour. I'm going to attempt to make a pizza using store bought flour, pepperoni, packaged cheese and even *GASP* jarred tomato sauce.

I suppose the line gets a little blurry when talking about making stuff from scratch. Let's just say it's a step above buying a frozen pizza and baking that. A step above? Well not trying to sound snooty (on purpose) but I am putting more work into this pizza than opening a single cardboard box and throwing the contents into the oven.

It's funny how if you're cooking and putting more effort into it, it sounds better, where as if you're programming some computer software, the less work you put in sounds better. Anyhoo, I digress.

The pizza dough recipe I'm using comes from here (Robert's recipes). After making said dough, I threw on some tomato sauce, cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms and onions, stuck it in the oven for 425 F. Like a frozen pizza waited for the cheese to melt and the crust to brown. Took about X minutes.

You may look at my pizza and say "But it's not round." that's where I reply "Pffttt. Can't you see I'm trailblazing?". This is not a case where looks matter, as I'm the one eating it, only taste matters. That and the pizza doesn't come out burnt (thereby making the taste meter go to "sucks"). Also I'm a lazy person who can't make a nice perfect circle from dough to save his life, but I won't say that out loud. Clearly there are better bakers out there than me... and really if you're looking for recipes shouldn't you be reading better food sites like Epicurious.com? (While you're there check out the Pumkin Cheesecake - amazing)


Pizza, cooked

And yes, the title "a Pizza the Action" is a take from the original Star Trek episode where Kirk and Spock beam down to a planet to find it's being run by mobsters.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Growing Crystals (Crystal Method part two)


Fortress of Solitude?

No it's not the Fortress of Solitude, it's a macro photo of the crystals from the grow your own crystals kit. Shot with the 105mm Nikkor lens.

I went back to the old apartment to continue packing stuff (I'm moving apartments). All my camera gear is still there and I while packing up some DVDs I noticed the blue rock with the crystals. See here and here for the previous write ups on this experiment.


The blue rock with the tiny crystals on it


A closer look...

I let the rock sit in the blue solution for about a week. Not that it had to be in there that long but I forgot about it. Eventually taking it out to dry where I forgot about the rock again. Finally, today, while packing found it once more.

A thin layer of dust had collected on it. It had been sitting there on the shelf next to some DVDs for about ten months... ten months?!?!? Gee, yeah, ten months since the last blog.

Using a can of compressed air I made the attempt to blow the majority of the dust off. It seemed to work for the most part. I didn't shoot air at the rock directly as I didn't want to blow off the crystals. How well stuck on the rock is undetermined. It looked pretty fragile. A few quick squirts of air and it seemed dust free.


... slightly closer

Looking at the photo on the box and then the actual crystals I was a bit disappointed in the actual size. Kind of the same disappointment when you're looking at an ad for a hamburger then seeing the real one after ordering it. Smaller, less filling looking, not as exciting. It was the same with the resulting crystals. The longest crystals in real life being about 1 cm in length while on the box it looks like the size of a steak that you could kill vampires with.


and now with some dramatic lighting

For all the time and effort put into this I would have to say it truly was a lot of work. Mainly finding all the stuff that didn't come in the kit. See previous crystal entry. Then the waiting. Then there's all the potential mess that could have been made with all the blue liquid. In the hands of an adult its one thing but in the hands of a kid? I can see blue stains all over the place.

Maybe that's why there's supposed to be adult supervision. But where's the fun in that (for the kid or the adult)?

Until I find the next funky experiment that looks interesting enough to buy...

Monday, December 21, 2009

That Jar of Mustard


An old jar of mustard

It's been two years since the last move. This morning I was rummaging through a box that had started to decompose in my closet. I was transferring contents out of it into a new box. That's when I found this jar of mustard that I lost about 5 years ago just after moving into the place previous to the place previous of the one I'm moving out of. (I'm sure there was an easier way of saying that but oh well).

The problem happened for two reasons. A) I never unpacked all the boxes, B) someone else packed that box. The mustard along with a bunch of jars of chutney sat in my closet and in the unpacked box remaining untouched. Unfortunately the mustard now looks like it's fermented. I wonder if it's still good?

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The Third Dimension


The Fuji W1 with lenses uncovered (the ON mode)

Picked up the Fuji finepix real 3D w1 today.

The following is a quick run down of features that I thought were neat as a stereoscopic enthusiast...

Features
  1. Shoots photos and takes video in both 2D and 3D.
  2. In 2D photos are saved as JPEG
  3. In 3D photos are saved in MPO format (software comes with the camera that allows you to separate the MPO files into two JPEG files - right eye, left eye photos)
  4. Video is saved as an AVI. Again the stereo AVI file can be converted into two 2D files using the Fuji software.
  5. You can adjust the overlap of the right and left photos (resulting in making the stereo photo narrower)
  6. supports SDHC memory cards
  7. has a manual shooting mode for shutter speed and aperture (very limited and the controls are layered within the interface)
  8. lenticular viewing screen (preview 3D without glasses!! wowee!!)
  9. 100 - 1600 ASA settings including AUTO
  10. museum mode - a really neat, easily accessible feature that turns off the camera's sound and flash.
  11. buttons light up.
  12. 3D photos can also be taken using a single lens (read below for more details)
Cons
  1. Battery can be inserted upside down while this doesn't cause any known problems other than the camera not powering up this isn't great design.
  2. FUJI film NP-95 battery made in Japan/China that comes with camera fits fine. Extra FUJI film battery that I bought which was made in Taiwan is a bit fat and needs to be forced into camera battery slot.
  3. Focus in low lighting takes a while and doesn't work very well (mind you I'm used to shooting with an SLR). Photos are blurry. Photos taken in the daytime are fine.
  4. memory card not included.


The back monitor is lenticular (3D without needing glasses!)

Overall as a geek toy I'm quite happy with the W1. It has a nice weight to it. As mentioned above the camera can also take photos using a single lens. There are two modes.

1. Interval 3D shooting

This mode is good if say you're on a train and you want to take photos of the mountains you're passing by. Using the standard shooting mode with the two lenses the distance between the two photos isn't enough for you to get really good depth. By placing the camera next to the window hopefully on something sturdy you can program the camera to take two photos X seconds apart.
Duration between photos can be set to one of these settings - minimum, 1.0, 1.5, 2.0, 3.0, 5.0, 10.0 seconds

What if I'm going in the opposite direction or am sitting on the wrong side of the train?
use the TURN feature (this is a poor word choice) to shoot the two photos in opposite order.


2. Individual shutter 3D shooting

This mode is good if you're shooting a still object and it's too small or too large for the standard two lens approach. You first shoot the left image, you then move the camera to shoot the right image. To help you along, the first image that you take is superimposed onto the live feed so you can line up the camera for the second image.

Good for photographing using the cha cha method.



The top of the W1 showing the zoom control and shutter button

The camera also shoots 2D photos and has a bunch of features like macro mode, face recognition, and being able to shoot in 2D with both lenses at the same time. One might be zoomed in while the other shoots wide. There are other features but being as I bought the camera for 3D won't go into those modes (unless you really want me to - send an email and I'll make add on to this post).


From top to bottom. Place to attach the camera strap, Audio Video out, port for external power.


Bottom. Battery and memory card hatch. Also standard camera screw hole for tripods.


Taiwan battery versus the Japan/China battery


Close up of the back, left side.


Close up of the back, right side.

The camera goes for about $700.00 CAN. The battery (NP-95) is about $45. I highly recommend looking for the battery that is made in Japan/China. Also, I invested in an external charger so I don't have to use the camera to charge the batteries.

I haven't had a lot of time to play around with this to really figure out the optimum distance for shooting and getting good depth results. My film based Realist gives better results based on my preliminary tests. I'll photograph with the camera under more conditions and do a follow up in a later blog post.

Oh, yeah. There's an "underwater" white balance setting but the camera isn't water proof. I suppose it's good if you're at the zoo looking through that glass wall of a water tank photographing polar bears or fish.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Coincidence


My piggy bank sitting on it's contents

I found myself a little low on money this month. There were a lot of factors. Buying three GPS devices probably wasn't the smartest financial move. Add to that not making any money on the wire service for the Nationals thanks to a FTP site failure, having to pay first and last month's rent for the new apartment, paying the current landlord's rent increase for the last month of residence, getting financially shafted for photos I shot for a gift guide. It all added up placing me in a less than great financial position.

The easy solution would be to go into my line of credit and pay off the sum until the next cheque arrived (money was coming in from the movie I was working on). Instead I decided to see how much money I had saved in my piggy bank - yes, a coin holder in the shape of a pig. Would it be more adult like to have change in a jar or ice cream tub? Maybe. I have a pig. I am comfortable with that.

For the last year and a bit, since RollerCon 09 when I last used the pig funds, I put every two dollar coin I came across into the pig. It's an odd system but it seemed to work for me, It was my way to save some money for a rainy day.

Today was that rainy day, or maybe this month was. I needed 1200.00 so the cheques I wrote didn't bounce. The pig ended up housing 1198.00 worth of twoonies (the canadian two dollar coin). While rolling the last set of 24 coins I accidentally dropped them into my camera bag where I found another $2. It completed the 25 coin roll and it gave me a grand total of exactly $1200.00.

How cool is that? Pretty much a "coin"cidence. While I would have been happier if there were more coins stuffed in the pig at least I didn't come up short. Woo woo!

Monday, November 09, 2009

Swine Flu


In the window of Theodore 1922, a store on Bloor Street

Is it me or is this swine flu thing being sensationalized in the news? I was in Montreal and the reports coming in from not having enough hospitals offering this free vaccine, people getting sick and even dying seemed a bit surreal. Then getting back into Toronto it's the same thing on the news.

Surely there are more deadly viruses out there? I see see the P.R. guys for H1N1 doing high fives some where out there. Probably the same guys in charge of marketing cranberries. I mean Cran-grape drinks?

Well anyway, I was on my way home from meeting up with FAB's fashion editor with a bag of stuff to shoot for the upcoming Christmas guide when I saw this in a window on Bloor street. I found this funny.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Now that's scary


While this photo isn't scary (it's part of an ad for some Lottery), it is poorly photo manipulated.

The fact that someone got paid for producing this (at least I hope they got paid for it) while other people that are really good are out of a job... that could be considered scary? Okay it's a stretch. It was something that caught my eye while waiting for the subway.

It's Halloween today here in North America. It's a time when kids wander the streets wearing various costumes ranging from ghosts to superheroes to inanimate objects and everything in between and ask for candy. Houses have tombstones, crime scene caution tape, skeletons, ghosts, witches, black cats on their door. Pumpkins with carved face (aka jack-o-lanterns) glow with candles, flashlights, or LED bike lights inside. Haunted, spooky, scary stuff.


The Monsters Inc. Mike Wazowski jack o lantern, not so scary.


Giant inflatable cat with moving head, again not scary

I went to cook a frozen pizza (Dr. Oetker Pizza Generosa) and moved some stuff off the stove top oven in the process. Doing so I discovered the following...


What the heck is this? That's pretty scary.

Some soapy water I had left in the wok which I let sit in order to make scrubbing the previous meal easier. I forgot about it, obviously. Left for Montreal and came back days later to find this primordial ooze that looked gross and smelled worse. It had the reminiscence of smelling like vomit. Until now I never knew you could recreate that stuff outside your body.

Bleh.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Greta Constantine


This dress is made out of seat belt material

I photographed a catwalk located at the Audi Downtown Toronto dealership. It was in the basement. The main floor (where all the cars were) acting as the holding room for the attendees. Alcoholic beverages and finger food being passed around apparently. I didn't know. This is just what I heard.



I had arrived early, 5:30pm for an 8:00pm show that turned out to be an hour late. I wanted to get a good spot and didn't know where the Audi building was so I gave myself extra time to find it. I ended up arriving early. So early in fact that I managed to by pass all the people needed me to register to be there. They hadn't set up yet.

While this didn't impede me in getting a good spot (I was the first one there). It did cause a bit of panic in my fashion editor, Max. When he arrived the staff hadn't the knowledge that I showed up and was already in the basement. The basement provided poor cell phone reception so my cell phone didnt' even ring when Max tried to call me and I couldn't call out. I also didn't want to walk upstairs for fear of losing my great spot.



While everything went well on my end, I photographed the whole clothing line, Max was worried I didn't make the show at all and as a consequence no photos were being taken. It all worked out in the end. I met up with Max, to his relief, and showed him that I did indeed have photos.



The clothing collection was quite stunning and the catwalk being organized outside of the usual Toronto Fashion week impressed me. The lighting was ideal and consistent. The venue, surprisingly, made a great catwalk environment to show off the clothing. I almost felt like I was back photographing in London.


Kirk and Stephen the designers of Greta Constantine.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Whip-It press conference


Drew Barrymore (the director and Smashley Simpson)

Being a photographer that lives in Toronto and photographs derby on a regular basis I was a bit disappointed that I wasn’t around to shoot one of the largest derby events, if not the largest roller skating events in Toronto during the Toronto International Film Festival. ToRD had a tie in with the launch of Whip It, a movie with Drew Barrymore, Ellen Page, Daniel Stern, among others.

I was in Detroit with Hammer City's Hawkeye and Scotty Ho photographing them scrimmage with the Detroit derby girls. Travel is always good. The Detroit venue was awesome. The Detroit girls were also pretty good about having some stranger show up and photograph them.

It just seems weird that I manage to see more derby events outside my city then within it. Photographing the Hammer city roller girls in Hamilton, going to Vegas for RollerCon, Montreal for the Beast of the East, Portland for last year’s Nationals and of course there's all the little and large towns following the Hammer City Girls playing their away games (Akron, Wilkes-Barre, Fort Wayne, Chicago, Greenville). Geez, I seem to get around.

Not photographing the Whip-It event felt like I was missing something monumental. Seeing the photos on Facebook taken by some of the people that went gave me a small glimpse to what happened. Crowded and packed. Not a big fan of crowded and packed. So I was okay with that.

As the gods of derby, the universe unfolding, fate, or God (with a capital G) would have it, that was not the end of the Whip-It experience. I received a phone call from Miss Carriage last night asking if I wanted to photograph the press conference at the Sutton Place hotel today. Seems I would be photographing Drew and Ellen after all.


Ellen Page (Bliss Cavendar) talks about the difficulty of skating on a banked track.

We started filing into the press room on the second floor at about 10:50. Drew and the rest of the cast wouldn’t be in the room until 11:30. A line of videographers were spread out across the back room. There were also some photographers clumped at the front right of the room next to the place where the cast would be giving speeches.

The photographers around me were pretty great. Making sure we all had enough room to get our shot. Before long the cast came out. Drew’s place card was conveniently located right in front of us.

I’m always impressed at what actors have to go through. For about a minute or two, Drew was bombarded with camera flashes and photographers asking her to face a certain direction “This way Drew”, “Over here Drew”, “Hey Drew”. Only one guy managed to get a Please and Thank You in. He was from L.A. Just because it’s our jobs as photographers to get images of the celebrities doesn’t mean we should chuck our manners out the window. The photographer from L.A. impressed me.


The press room.

Then the discussion panel began. While talking about filming of the movie one reporter kept firing her arm up in the air to ask a question. As we hadn't gotten to the Q&A portion of the talk this became annoying. I could imagine the videographers shooting daggers out of their eyes as her arm came up into their frame getting in the way of any good footage they might have been getting.

When the room was opened up for Q&A this reporter was asked to speak. She asked Drew how she felt about the death of Patrick Swayze. That was her burning question. I was in awe at the distasteful question being put forth. Unless Swayze was part of the cast, and he wasn't, a movie discussion should not be the time or place to bring something like this up. I was floored.

At the same time I was quite impressed by Drew's response given that she had just heard of his death from this reporter (way to go reporter).


Alia Shawkat (Pash) reacts to the second reporter's question.

A second reporter was recognized to ask his question. He started off by talking about Donnie Darko and then flew into "How do you feel about Patrick Swayze's death?". I thought "Didn't you listen to her previous answer? You a**h*le!". I said the last word out loud. At least loud enough for Miss Carriage, who was seated next to me, to hear. I think she responded with something like "you could derby check him". It's possible that that's what I thought I heard. She probably said "Holy cow" or some phrase with less violence involved.

I mean really, what do these reporters expect to hear? "He was a guy with bad breath?", "He was the father of my secret child.", "He had a thing for going to bars after filming Road House". I realize that sensationalism does sell newspapers but can't we leave that crap for the rag magazines? What happened to real journalism and integrity? As I type this I realize I'm sounding pretty naive.

Later on in the day I was checking out a lot of the local online newspapers about their take on the press conference. Most of them decided to focus on the unfortunate death of Patrick Swayze and didn't print anything about the movie at all. Bunch of jerks.

I did manage to find one article that was worth posting a link to. I have to commend the writer of the National Post, Brad Frenette, for writing such a great review of the press conference by passing on the Patrick Swayze comments and sticking to the discussion about the movie making and the cast. You can read his article here (http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/toronto-film-festival/story.html?id=1996754).


The movie poster


Me with my new Wicked Skatewear T-shirt


Miss Carriage holds up one of our press passes

Saturday, September 05, 2009

Chocolate Bacon


Leanna with some curly fries.

Every few years the Canadian National Exhibition features some weird kind of food that you can't get too readily or anywhere else. A few years ago it was the deep fried mars or snickers bar. There's the CNE standard food of Tiny Tom donuts, the ice cream sandwich or the ice cream and strawberry covered funnel cakes... mmmm... funnel cakes.

I went to the CNE with Leanna with the express purpose of finding the booth that sells this year flavour, the chocolate covered bacon. I know what you're thinking... "Eeew. What the heck kind of abomination of food is that?" and "Who in their right mind would try that kind of stuff let alone pay money for it?".

The answer is... if you really haven't put the dots together by now it's the writer of this blog entry. If this is your first blog entry that you're reading of mine then yes, it is I, the guinea pig of flavourdom, the foodie adventurer, trailblazer of the taste bud. If you've been reading past blogs you should have figured out by now that I'm a person that likes to try different things (at least food wise). After all if the French can like eating mayo and fries, why can't we? BTW, mayonnaise also works with pirogies.

Granted your taste buds may disagree with mine but at least you'll know that you won't die from it, unless you have a food allergy or choke on the thing in question... okay, well you'll know that I didn't die from it.


Chocolate Bacon, it looked pretty much like this poster photo

After doing a few logistical sweeps walking around the CNE grounds we finally came across the booth selling the bacon covered in chocolate. I ordered one plate and we shared it.


The bacon brain washing begins

I was disappointed. Here's my taste bud breakdown of the experience...
  1. first, you taste the chocolate
  2. it was like syrup (in fact, I think it was)
  3. the flavor of chocolate dissipates to uncover the bacon flavour
  4. the bacon was soggy and not crispy enough.
  5. then it was just like eating soggy bacon
Soggy bacon... blah. Had the bacon been crispy it might have made the experience more enjoyable. I had to get that greasy taste out of my mouth. I bought a corn dog.


Leanna displays the 12 inch corn dog

To maximize the food eating experience at the CNE we ended up at the food building where we picked up a funnel cake complete with strawberry (what looked like sludge, very tasty sludge) and vanilla ice cream.


Strawberries and vanilla ice cream on a funnel cake

It was a nice cold/warm like of like hot apple pie with ice cream experience.

There was a free ice skating show themed to the title "Movie Magic" featuring Elvis Stojko. We managed to get second row seats, right behind the row of seats reserved for the VIPs and as luck would have it the two seats of the front row that were directly in front of us weren't there. We had a nice clear unobstructed view of the show, right in the center.

It was at this time I wished I had brought my 70-200mm lens.... ugh. Despite this I still managed to luck out and get some half decent photos using the 28-70mm. The skaters, including Elvis, skated right up to us. Woo hoo!!


Movie Magic Moulin Rouge on ice!


Elvis Stojko skates to the theme music from Kill Bill


Nice lighting on Elvis Stojko


Elvis skates by saying "Hello" to his fans

From the skating rink we made our way to the Dufferin gate to leave. We heard music coming from the bandstand. "Hey, is that the Pointer Sisters?", "It is! It is the Pointer Sisters". We detoured from the exit to go see them (another free show). Unfortunately we missed the first half or so but managed to get in for the last half while they were singing the song "Neutron Dance" from Beverly Hills Cop.


The Pointer Sisters

I managed to get up close to take a few photos before security shooed us away. I think I started a photographer photo pit it. Other people seeing me taking photos started to flood the front of the stage.


Leanna in front of the Dufferin Gate

On the way out I tried to pose Leanna under the lit arch to make it look like a pirate hat.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Fan Expo 2009 Day Two


Brian Pitt, Star Trek Fan

What's a fan expo blog entry without writing about the fans?

Day two of the Fan Expo introduced me to Brian Pitt. Fan of the original Star Trek series, he had in his hands a copy of the script the "Menagerie". For you non-Trekker folk this is the rewrite of the first story of the original series ("the Cage"), the episode before the introduction of William Shatner.

Jeffery Hunter played Christopher Pike in "The Cage" the original Star Trek pilot. Deemed too cerebral by NBC rewrites and recasting were made. The pilot got shelved. Later on it resurfaced as the "Menagerie", rewritten with added stuff to include the current cast (at the time) and the only two part episode in the entire run of the original series.

Over the years Brian had collected the various signatures of the cast and crew members from the show. It was probably the most impressive fan collectible I saw over the entire weekend.

While the main focus of any convention (I don't care what people tell you) is to sell stuff, another aspect is to gather fans together to appreciate them. The appreciated fans then spend more money generally but they do get satisfaction out of being appreciated.

There are those actors that show up to sign autographs maybe because their careers are dying and/or their agent forced them to. Then there are the actors that really enjoy being there interacting with the fans. These are the actors that truly make the whole movie biz magical.

Anchor Bay's showcased "Laid to Rest" talent was just that. Incredible talent, really nice down to earth people, great with the fans. In a word "Awesome".


Thomas Dekker from Laid to Rest, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, and Star Trek Generations (Picard's kid)


Director and special effects make up artist Robert Hall. See the company website, Almost Human, by clicking here


Chrome Skull aka Nick Principe

In another part of the expo there was an actor with a fart machine. Laughing ensued. If you guessed it was Leslie Nielsen you'd be correct. While he might be best known for his performances in Airplane and he Police Squad show and movies (the Naked Gun) he was also in more serious roles acting in TV shows like the Fugitive.

Today, he and other cast members were on a panel to promote the movie Stan Helsing.


Leslie Nielsen at the Stan Helsing Q&A


The Stan Helsing room.


Richard Crouse,Ryan Shore (composer), Leslie Nielsen, Bo Zenga (writer/director), Diora Baird, Desi Lydic


Brian, fan


Tear Gas, skater and fan


Norman, the fan waving


Dave Thomas tells a story that cracks us and the interviewer Richard Crouse up.


Dave Thomas signs Andrew's (a Big Fan) poster


Poster for the Doug and Bob Cartoon


Head shots! Richard and I get free photos from one of the booths promoting Saw VI


Offsring's Art Hindle, Pollyanna McIntosh, Jeff Ketchum (writer), Ryan Shore (composer)


Some zombies

Friday, August 28, 2009

FAN Expo 2009 Day one


The Tron Legacy lightcycle

There was a "TRON Legacy" show and tell in room 717 at the Fan Expo today. The highly secret event required all people going into the presentation room to release their cell phones and cameras to security guards. They took your gear and stashed it into a numbered ziplock bag. A ticket stub with the matching number was then given to you. You were then subjected to a metal detector and a frisk down.

With all that trouble of getting into the room we wondered if it was going to be worth sitting through this thing. We were an hour early and already the room was half full (maybe 200 people so far). The main demographic seemed to consist of people in their 30s. They looked like the comic book welding programmer types. You know, the guys that were losing their hair, are wearing jeans and a T-shirt, with running shoes and sporting a bit of a belly. The only thing missing would be the pager, cell phone, magnetic door pass/ID badge, combo.

These are probably the same guys that played the Tron arcade game when they were kids and watched the world of computer graphics explode over the years. Yeah, thems good people and me with my friends, Norman and Ian, fit right in. It's a difficult concept to think the movie was out 27 years ago. Geez.

The presentation was pretty cool. The audience was shown concept drawings, preliminary computer generated renders, the movie trailer that's available online, a sneak peek at some live sequences taken at Flynn's arcade, and some behind the scenes slow motion footage of the new video game warriors stunt tests. The stunt tests were super cool. I can't really explain it here to do it justice. Just think of guys jumping around (really high) doing somersaults in the air then throwing the Tron donut (yes, the frisbee is sooo 80s) all shot at 500 frames per second (or super slo mo) and without spring boards or wires!!! Just based on that I wanted to go see the movie.

Co-Producer Justin Springer, who was wearing a "Flynn Lives" T-shirt, answered some Q&A at the end. Things we found out... It's true, Daft Punk is going to succeed Wendy Carlos and will be doing the music for the new film. Both Jeff Bridges and Bruce Boxleitner will reprise their characters in the movie. Stephen Lisberger, the original director of Tron, is involved with the new movie (but he's not directing it). Will Journey have music in the movie? We're not sure, although the sneak peak footage of Flynn's had Journey playing in the background. The movie will also be in 3D, the 3D requiring you to wear those glasses!!! wowee!

Tron, when it originally came out in 1982, although it did mediocre at the box office and was boring to other kids, made an incredible impact on me personally. Before my interest in Roller Derby, shooting the glamour of catwalks, the craziness of rock concerts, before my career in photography, there was a time where I was fiddling with the idea of computer animation and making stories. I was 14 and was creating small animated films using Dad's super 8 camera.

Around the same time there were some primitive animations on the PET distributed by Cursor magazine, various programs that you loaded off of cassette tape. Some of the programs included animated adventures of Fuzzy and Wuzzy, two characters made out of astrisks (ascii characters), who went to the moon, hawaii, etc. It was computer animated story telling in it's primitive form.

I liked those little animations and thought it would be great to make some myself if only to get away from the one week turn around of getting the super 8 film developed from Kodak. Which now that I think about it was pretty fast. That included shipping AND the developing time.

Also film cost money. I think it was five dollars for two and a half minutes of film. That was a lot of money back then (to a kid anyway). Computer animation could be played back in real time. You could see what you had done instantly. That was the dream anyway.

In reality the coding took longer than expected and I ended up wondering if it was all worth it. That's when Tron came out. It was a film that justified my obsessive collecting of all and any books or magazines on the subject of 3D computer graphics. From the architectural article of Evans and Sutherland in Scientific American to the IEEE Computer Graphics and Applications magazine with the monthly column by James Blinn. I attempted to collect and absorb all the information I could come into contact with regarding this new form of technology.

I loved computer animation back then, the shiny metallic, plastic looking shapes and images. Movies after Tron seemed to come out one right after another. The Last Starfighter, the Genesis project from the Wrath of Khan... and then the unthinkable happened.

Lawnmower man was released in the theaters, the ugliest form of CG to come out at the time. Everything was busy and over textured. The art of computer animation was becoming stale and crappy. In my head, The people that loved doing the work were being replaced by accountant types creating crap to make a quick buck and cash in on this new trend. There didn't seem to be as much care put into the art anymore.

Attending Siggraph (special interest group on computer graphics - yes that's how nerdy I am) conferences over the years also reflected this. The first year I went to a Siggraph conference was in Dallas. It was 1990. Everyone I met that year seemed super uber keen on whatever they were doing. From small animations, to creating lenticular photos, to 3D knee simulations. You could tell the people loved what they were doing just by the enthusiasm in their voice and the wild arm movement. The high light was getting my foot accidentally stepped on by James Blinn while waiting at the bus stop. (I named my pet hamster after the guy)

As the years passed, the people attending Siggraph changed. The hippie that was coding cool stuff just because he could was being replaced by booth babes and guys in suits. There were less people on the floor that actually did any coding. Seeing the booth babes in the conference was great eye candy even if their main function was to get the nerdy guys interested in whatever the product they were selling no matter how much that product was unknown to them. But for the most part the nerdiness and spirit was gone, there were more sales people concentrating on the dollars, or selling other peoples work. The love for the art of coding and computer graphics was gone.

There was the exception. One company in particular stood out. A company that brought out it's own rendering engine. It was Pixar with renderman. You could tell there was something more going on at that company than just trying to make a quick buck. Attention to detail, custom coding, talking to the people that worked there (people like Dan). It was amazing.

Since then there have been a lot of computer graphics in movies and TV but it's rare to see anything spectacular anymore. We're so used to CG in our movie going entertainment. Terminator 2 was one of the last live action movies that comes to mind where I thought "Oh wow cool and holy crap".

You know a visual effect was great when they over use it in commercials and bastardize it. Visual effects and computer graphics in the hands of accountants and people that really don't understand the use of it. Like morphing instead of using a cross dissolve or the 3D bad boy commercials. If you haven't seen the Bad Boy commercials then consider yourself lucky. Ugh.

Pixar is the only company that brings out films on a regular basis with amazing computer generated graphics. I'm not saying that because of Dan, I'm saying that because the CG looks great and it's well thought out. Great art direction, nice composition, good use of the medium. I love that stuff. Watching those movies brings me back to the early days of Tron and the magic of the 25 cent arcades, back when computer graphics were being done by all the geeky people that loved it so much that they spent hours into the night coding new code. All just to show us something new. That's the magic of it all.

As for Tron Legacy, will I see it? Of course I will. Just for the reminiscing value alone it'll be worth it.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Photos and tooth


View from Leona and Adam's apartment

I spent the day working on the final touches for the delivery of Leona and Adam’s photos. That wedding that happened all those days ago. The netbook originally being a band-aid solution to my laptop blowing up had now become my main photo editing machine. Who knew? The finalized sifting and sorting and color correcting, it did it all except maybe a tad slower.

My toothache had become less painful. Oh yeah, did I not mention my tooth started giving me shooting pains yesterday? Uh, no. Probably why there's no blog entry. I was rolling around in pain. Woke up with the lower jaw throbbing. It was hard to think about anything else. Not sure what happened. I was fine when I went to sleep the night before.

Just to be sure it wasn't some random temporary oddity I spent the day seeing if it would go away. Sleeping most of the time and waking up to see if I could eat anything. It didn't go away and I didn't eat much. It was still bothering me today but to a lesser extent. Maybe the nerve that was being triggered was getting dulled. It only annoyed me while eating or talking. I managed to make an appointment with the dentist tomorrow for 3pm. Yay!

I also managed to get over to Leona and Adam's to deliver the photos.

Monday, August 24, 2009

School of Fart


"Uh, hello? This is a design school right?"

On my way home from working on "Turn the beat around" some movie for MTV I noticed this poster on the subway wall. I realize I'm treading the realm of Beavis and Butthead but really, I can't be the only one that sees that, can I?

What kind of makes this more funny, to me, is that it's an advertisement for a design school. How did that get past the uppity ups? Then again it's working. I wouldn't have posted this otherwise. Free advertising for them... maybe they're smarter than we think? Nah.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Sunday Sleep and Chicken Soup


Chicken soup made in a crock pot (slow cooker)

I spent most of the day sleeping. While I woke up at 7:00am, it was still too early to meet everyone for the Detroit/TORD brunch. I needed to do stuff and stay awake for another 3 hours. I jumped on working on some wedding photos to pass the time.

While letting the computer batch process some color correction schemes I set up I went back to bed to lie down. To rest my eyes. Yeah sure. I opened my eyes five hours later at 2pm. I missed the brunch.

The highlight of the day ended up with me going grocery shopping. Specifically to pick up ingredients for making a chicken noodle soup from scratch. It would be another crock pot master piece. Some chicken, celery, carrots, mushrooms, onions, chives, garlic, and pasta all thrown in with some water.

12 hours later... presto chango... chicken soup.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

ToRD vs Detroit


MegaBouche waves to the camera

More accurately it's ToRD's CN Power (travel team) vs the Disassembly Line from Detroit. The Detroit girls had just come in from Hamilton where they scrimmaged last night with the Hammer City Roller Girls. Along with them came some of the Hamilton girls to cheer them on.

I should be noted that while small in numbers (and some in size) Hammer City can be pretty vocal and loud when they want to be. Up against the ToRD fans they're like the fans made with the genetic make up of Spartan warriors only in vocal form.

Ivy Rupted alone could take on the whole room by herself. I know. I've seen it done. This is one of the reasons why Hammer City loves her.





AK coaches the Detroit girls


Pre-game warm up.


Girls from the Hammer come to Toronto to cheer on Detroit


The Detroit bench





Cranky Pants gets the crowd going


A whip


A beeramid


D-minus talking to the Hammer City Fans


A pyramid for the Disassembly Line with Ivy on the top.


Land Shark


Candy Crossbones skates the outside around the pack






Me and the super cool Detroit photographer Colin (www.whimshot.com) tonight's 50/50 draw winner.


Furious George excited about the win.

Final Score
CN Power 122
Disassembly line 90

Friday, August 21, 2009

Queen Street West


Emmanuel aka Motivatorman at Starbucks

Woke up pretty early in the relative scheme of things. Met up with Emmanuel at a local Starbuck’s. When ended up at the trendy coffee place because our usual haunt, the Stem, was closed. Closed why? Don’t know. It seemed to have that under construction look to it as I wandered by.


Bird house? When did that get placed there?

After doing a bit of catch up. I spent a few hours walking down Queen street. It’s been a while since I visited that neighbourhood. There was a bird house added to the local tree stump, a Bad Girls sign, and Pages shutting down.


Hmmm.


Pages closing at the end of the month.

Pages is one of those stores that I’d go to look at coffee table type photography books. They also had a great magazine section for fashion, more diverse selection than that of Chapters or Indigo. The books were all 30% off. I saw a think magazine (about $30) covering London fall/winter fashion. I think it included Tyoko, Paris and Milan as well. I missed London Fashion week this year. Looking through the book reminded me of all friends in London I hadn't talked to in a while and the designers collections that I didn't get to photgraph. Like the store closing, it was a bit depressing.


Goat Roti at Coconut Grove

This led me to walk up to the coconut grove. A restaurant that I used to eat at while going to Ryerson. They've moved since then and are located on Dundas just east of University. I ordered the goat roti.

It was a lot softer than I remembered. Still tasty, but soft.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Hurricane Bill


Camera color correction set to daylight. This is the actual color of the sky.

Spent most of the day installing photo software on to the netbook. With the laptop in the shop I would quickly get behind on my photo sifting, editing, posting, It’s been two and a half weeks since RollerCon and I’m still sifting through those photos! On top of that there’s still wedding photos from the previous month that I’ll have to deliver soon. (I'm actually surprised Leona hasn't bugged me for them yet)

News about a storm approaching Atlantic Canada by the name of Hurricane Bill was on the television. As we’re not really that close, we’re not close at all to the Atlantic ocean, news of the hurricane is just news. At least until a bunch of clouds descended on to our city showering us with horizontal rain. The Durham region had a tornado touch down causing a bunch of damage. As for us who were living downtown, we experienced really weird lighting.


Pumpkin left out in the horizontal rain

It was like an orange gel had been put over everything. I looked out the window with Martina, my downstairs neighbour, and then went outside just to make sure what I was seeing was correct. It wasn’t some weird glaze that was put on our windows.

It really was yellow/orange, like the sun became a large tungsten light bulb. Pumpkin who had been left out looked pissed off. Soaked to the bone the cat meowed “Why me? “ and then the “Do I get food for experiencing all this?”. At least that’s what I’d imagined he was meowing. I’m no cat whisperer, but the cat seems to have a one track mind.


The lawn is wet

I walked around the front lawn taking photos, then took the cat inside to dry him with a towel, then placed the cat back outside.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The Drop off


Roger with his crazy macro lens camera

I finished backing up the laptop and brought it into the Computer Systems Center. It's wasn't my first choice as far as computer stores go as they've done some pretty bad things to me in the past. However they were the only Toshiba authorized repair shop in the city that I could find. (Note: searching the Toshiba online database does not bring up the store - I should have took this as a hint not to bring my laptop there)

My guy behind the desk who took my computer seemed okay. In fact better than okay. After listening to my description of the problem he figured it was possibly a combination of dust build up and the heat of the room that messed up the computer. Since the computer still booted and worked for about 20 minutes he deduced that it was a heat issue. Made sense to me.

I left the computer, much like a parent leaves their toddler at day care for the first time, thinking that the laptop is in good hands and I shouldn't worry.

I wandered over to Monster Records to say "Hi" to Roger.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Laptop Backup


Using the new netbook to back up files from the laptop drive.

Spent the entire day backing up and reorganizing data from the laptop hard drive. Did not see the light of day. Boo.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Big Fat Burrito


Chicken Burrito at Big Fat Burrito

It should be known that before one takes their computer (or in this case laptop) in for repairs one should do as much as possible to back up any data that's on the computer. This way A) the service center can do whatever they want to the computer without you losing data, B) they can't take your data for the use of bad things like identity theft, C) your data doesn't end up on the internet without you knowing about it (like that photo of you drunk at that wedding standing in the washroom with one foot in the toilet - yeah you know what I'm talking about). If that photo makes it to the internet you should get full credit for putting it there not someone else.

The process of back up can be long and tedious. My computer went down a week ago. It's taken me this long to find the time to go to assess what's gone on and visit a computer store. Specifically to get backup drives, memory and other things to swap into the laptop just to make sure everything I can do to fix it or narrow down the problem.

Computer repair places usually charge by the hour and if they don't it's easier for them to know if the memory is bad than just dropping the computer in their laps saying something is wrong.

My visit to Canada Computers was quick. I picked up some replacement parts and went to look for food. I ended up at Big Fat Burrito, picked up a large chicken burrito, then bumped into Nikki from the Death Track Dolls.


Nikki from ToRDs Death Track Dolls


A bumper sticker that made me laugh

After eating the burrito I returned home to spend the rest of the day working on the laptop.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

New Skids vs Queen City


The Hamtrealto Superfriends

The New Skids on the Block or known today as the Hamtrealto Superfriends played a game against the Queen City Roller Derby Girls today in Buffalo, make that North Tonawanda. After playing against Hamilton yesterday some of the Skids had to head back to Montreal. So in order to fill up the roster some girls from Hammer City and Rebel Rock-it from Toronto donned the New Skids uniform for the day.

The Hammer City contingent consisted of Eduskating Rita, Perky Set, and Big Tickets. Us non-skaters (at least for today) and the entire cheering section for Hamtrealto were Jett Girl, Son of a Bitch, and me sitting right in the middle of the room between corners two and three. The rest of the venue was packed with Queen City fans. Loud, crazy, fun, fans!


Queen City Roller Derby Girls

It was times like this where I wished we grabbed Paul Bearer from singing karoake this morning to go with us. His set of lungs would have been great here. The game was close with Queen City trailing Hamtrealto after the first period by only 6 points. While in the lead the cheering Queen City fans muffled us considerably. Once Hamtrealto pulled ahead the venue was silent with the exception of Jett Girl, Son of a Bitch, and I screaming our heads off that is.

There were some really good plays. At one point Jess Bandit and Nameless Whorror were the only two Hamtrealto skaters on the track, they sped up making it difficult for the Queen City jammer to score. Jett Girl and I shouted "go, go, go!!! SKATE FASTER!!!", "Yay Skids!"


Tommy Toxic, Null Ptr Ref, and Pat Smear


Perky Set (pi)


Ninja Simone (23)


Ace Bandage, her last game as a ref.


Lip Service (360) speeds around the track as lead jammer

During the game Eduskate wowed us with two jams where she scored the whole four points in each jam. “Go Rita!!” we yelled as she skated by. My voice was starting to go. I should stick to using noise makers or the duck whistle.

Despite the pain of losing my voice both Jett Girl and I were screaming at the top of our lungs for most of the second period. “go, go, GO!!!”, "Go Eduskate!!", “Go Perky!!”, “Go Tush!!!”. I don't think I've ever cheered louder at any other game. There were only three of us and we had to make up for all of Hamilton, Montreal and Toronto that were missing the game. Channelling that I yelled my last "GO MONTreaaaaah...". My voice died.

The turning point in the game was while the jammer for Queen City was in the penalty box. Georgia W. Tush was jamming and scored 15 points. 15 points with her bad knee and after recovering from the party the night before. 15 points with her jamming most of the game because Hamtrealto only had 9 players to Queen City's 14.


The Hamtrealto wall


Perky Set (pi) makes her way through the pack


Eduskating Rita (2009), lead jammer


Lip Service (360) manoeuvres around Rebel Rock-it (7)


Georgia W. Tush (40 oz) skates like a machine





Georgia W Tush attempting to pass on the outside

Final Score
Queen City Roller Girls 69
New Skids on the Block 85

"Yea!!!!!". I think I started to tear up.


The Hamtrealto SuperFriends and the Queen City Roller Derby Girls


Same as above but with with refs and the cool announcers!


Icing the injured leg. "I'm surprised it didn't fall off."

Post game celebrations were held at the after party in the same venue. This was nice and convenient as the Hamtrealto skaters were tired and had a long trip back to Montreal, Hamilton and Toronto. Any time saving measures getting to the after party was appreciated.

The Queen City Roller Derby girls had a nice buffet type style spread of salad, pasta and meatballs. I was impressed that they let the visiting team, us, have first crack at it. They were great hosts.


Yummy eats courtesy of the Queen City Roller Derby Girls.


Refuelling for the long trip back to Montreal


The drink counter









After chowing down it was back on the road. We said good bye to the Montrealers who had a seven hour trip ahead of them, got in the pick up truck and returned to Toronto.


Fireworks at the US/Canada border


We are here.