Last Bout of the 2014 HCRG Season

HCRG versus Ithaca

HCRG versus ROC city

Hammer City Roller Girls Season 9

Murder she rolled


Taco Bella


Paul Bearer with Oreo Slammer


Hammer City's Hamilton Harlots


Fort Wayne's The Riot


Wild Rice


Hot Carl


Watching the bout


Scooby Doom


Hammer City's Eh Team

The Rise of Los Conos

Joe Mac with his Five on Five cover (N43° 15.236' W79° 52.045')

Los Conos would play their first game against London. It's a team/league that has been assembled from skaters that used to skate with the Hammer City Roller Girls and is a fun/recreational league. Carla coma, Dicey, Mean little Mama, Chainsaw Mary, Killson, Ginsane Bruiser were skating tonight along with some new faces. The opposing team was from London, also made up of familiar skaters (Suffer jet, Andi Slamburg, Anya-face, Back Alley Sally, to name a few).


Los Conos (N43° 11.291' W80° 2.543')

The game was played in Ancaster in a building configuration that looked like it held a farmer's market. While Los Conos hasa been around for some time, this is the first game I've been to with them playing. They hosted the Ontario Skills competition a few weeks ago.


The London girls are up to something, they look suspicious.


Ginsane Bruiser warms up


Mean Little Mama breaks through the pack


Killson attempts to skate around London pivot Andi Slamburg


The return of Carla Coma


The Group photo

As with any derby outing I missed the after party/eating.  This is the social part for me as I can't really talk to anyone during the actual skating.  As usual the time here spent talking is always too short.


Carl sports the amazing Hammer City T-shirt


post derby hijinks

Hammer City 2011 Season Opener

Deep Fried Mars bar at the Jet Cafe

Today marked Hammer City's fifth season opener also known in some circles as Mother's Day Massacre. Times change and with it names. The 'Mother's Day Massacre' was dropped for the PC 'season opener'. Meh. I was told this was done to lure sponsors and to not upset overly sensitive fans.

One of the coaches of the HCRG had passed away. Affectionately known as 'Mister Dave', he had been a major influence in the early years of the HCRG training. His funeral was today. This put a damper on the season opener.


Breakfast at the Jet Cafe


Harlots at breakfast/lunch

I can't remember if I was invited or I hijacked the Harlots lunch. I think I let myself in, come to think of it as I bummed a ride from one J.J. who was driving in from Toronto. The deep dried mars bar had been cooked too long and any moisture had left the lump of battered chocolate had left at least two deep fries ago. The breakfast was good though.


I like the 'more beer' sign where the 'kids' are


Slamtastic Slam Wow and Demolition Dawn of ToRD


Diane!

Definitely one of the high lights of the day was seeing Diane. She's a girl that i keep bumping into in different cities and almost travelled across Canada west with her. As things worked out, or didn't, the guy with the car got someone else to drive it to B.C. and the person on the other end needed their car in B.C. for a wedding. So that all fell though. It's just as well. I managed to snag a paying job soon after.


Lunch lady feels the HCRG love

There were two games. The Lunch Ladies VS the Hamilton Harlots. The Thames Fatales VS the Eh Team. While watching the first of the two I thought to myself "Who are these people?". The freaky thing is then the same line, more or less, was verbalized by the guy behind me. It was the Derby Nerd.

It's true. I didn't recognize more than half the skaters. It seemed that the HCRG had been upgraded and I hadn't noticed until now. In both games the Hamilton teams got wallopped (see derby nerd for coverage).


Bitch Slap Barbie


Naughty Bee (#58) in action


Diane!


Slacker Smaker of forest city manoeuvres through the Eh team pack like a hot knife through butter


HCRG's Eh Team and the Thames Fatale