Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Red Eye


My eyeball upon waking up

I woke up with a very red eye this morning. What the heck? Did I poke my eyeball while sleeping? If so, with what? Of course I had to take a picture to share with all of you. I'm actually getting pretty good at shooting my own eye with a flash in one hand and the camera in the other. It only took about 30 tries to get this shot.

7 comments:

theotherbear said...

Dude, that is way gross.

Cupcake said...

Red eye is basically burst blood vessels. You can can also get it by bearing down too hard. Now the gross part, some women giving birth will get red eye, but for men, it can be because you had a hard poo. Yes, I can talk about poo like this -- I've been changing poo diapers for 2.5 years. We're trying to potty train, but it's going very, very slowly...but I digress...

BagelHot said...

Considering that I didn't wake up with brown steamy stuff I'll have to nix the poo diagnosis.

Zee said...

I get red-eye after hard drinking and long dumps -- which usually go hand in hand.

Cupcake said...

Red eye can appear the next day after bearing down hard, so one can have a hard poo the day before -- snicker.

P.S. I heard Zee is going to be a parent soon, so he'll know all about diaper poos soon enough.

Anonymous said...

I hear excessive masterbation can result in red-eye.

BagelHot said...

Anonymous might be on to something. It sounds better than the poo theory.